(From the Book of Faces, December 7, 2011 - Thank you, Shawn Madden:)
Facing the End of Days is no problem when you're wearing one of these Mystic Mayan Power Cloaks. But what to eat, while you're waiting out the coming Apocalypse?
We predict that you'll want to stock up on new Bleeding Heart Eco-Chips™. Now in two guilt-provoking flavours: Harvest of Shame, lightly salted with the tears of Migrant Farmworker Children, and Silent Spring, with just a "hint of DDT".