Thursday, December 22, 2011

The Transporter Room

Ah yes, the Transporter Room. Always thought that, if you could break someone down to their tiniest, subatomic components, it would be stupid to reassemble them at the other end complete with diseases...but this is another, more "Enterprising" way to look at it....

(From the Book of Faces, December 22, 2011 - Thank You, ChuckleADuck.)

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Longest Night?

(From the Book of Faces, December 21, 2011:)

James McCoy: Can you tell me, is the longest night of the year tonight, or tomorrow night?

Michael D. Cohen: It's tonight, James. Today will be really short, with like 3 hours of daylight, followed by 21 hours of murk, penumbra, shadow, twilight, and soul-crushing darkness. On the bright side, tomorrow will be about 3 minutes longer, giving you that much more time to experience the bleakness of your existence.

James McCoy: I'm glad that I don't have to grade your papers.

All I want for Christmas is ...


That is what it's all about - "Talk softly and carry a big shtick" -- plus, those red-and-white Christmas outfits are hot!

(From the Book of Faces, December 21, 2011 - Thanks, Shawn MaddenMelissa McQeen, and the Hot Box Sketch Group!)

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

2012 Protection

(From the Book of Faces, December 7, 2011 - Thank you, Shawn Madden:)

Facing the End of  Days is no problem when you're wearing one of these Mystic Mayan Power Cloaks. But what to eat, while you're waiting out the coming Apocalypse?

We predict that you'll want to stock up on new Bleeding Heart Eco-Chips. Now in two guilt-provoking flavours: Harvest of Shame, lightly salted with the tears of Migrant Farmworker Children, and Silent Spring, with just a "hint of DDT".