First bike ride of the Post-Superstorm Sandy, no-more-Indian-Summer Season. Temp in the upper 40's, but very windy. Did 52 miles, Beverly-Ipswich-Newburyport, Rowley-Byfield-Georgetown-Boxford, etc. Then was trying to make a cellphone call, only to discover that I had done something an order of magnitude beyond Butt Dialing--I had somehow "Butt-Added a Speed Dial Number". Back home, I was going through the Phone Manual when I ran across this helpful piece of advice: "Don't try to dry your phone in a Microwave Oven".