Thursday, January 9, 2014

Sleep Like A Baby


Are you too smart for your own good? Do you stay awake at night worrying about things only Brainiacs care about?  Then  get the bed that  conveniently lowers your IQ,
 
 
 so you can stop asking questions like "What is the One-Year Annualized T-Bill Rate?”, “Should we use Tau instead of Pi?”, or "Where is the Kaliningrad Oblast, anyway?" and  get a good, restful night's  sleep.   So, let go of  all that  Frontal  Lobe activity  and
 
 
 
 

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