Cape Cod candy makers form new anti-shark Consortium. Non-profit group will collect all unsold candy, confections, salt-water taffy, sweets, etc. It will then be mixed together with artificial Seal flavoring, and dumped into the water after every shark sighting. Spokeswoman Ribena Atkinson says, "With any luck, we'll get them hooked on the stuff, and then watch as it rots their teeth out."
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